Sports Randomizer, Miami Futility Edition
Tough times for Miami sports fans? Understatement of the year.
-There's nothing sadder in the sports landscape these days than the absolute misery going on in Miami. Sports fans in Miami should probably be put on suicide watch considering the Dolphins are unable to win a single game, the Heat are in such disarray with aging talent that Pat Riley thinks he can outplay them, and the once proud (annoyingly proud, even) Miami U is a joke. I'd say they could wait until baseball season, but everyone...
