My Fantasy Football Nightmare

Like most of you, I'm playing fantasy football this season. And, like most of you, I can't wait. In fact, I've already bought the magazines, read the "experts" columns and started putting together my draft board. But yesterday all my joy, excitement and anticipation was sucked out of me when the commissioner of my league announced this year's draft order.
As you can tell from this article's headline, I'm picking next to last — that's right, no Tomlinson, Gore, Jackson, LJ or Alexander. Just a bunch...

