The Sports Randomizer
-Stephon Marbury defended Mike Vick (in the most idiotic statement since Clinton Portis uttered "it's only dogs,") equating dog fighting to deer hunting and maintaining that dog fighting is just a sport. Now if only we could set up a bloodsport match between Portis and Marbury, where only one leaves the ring alive, we could raise the cumulative IQ of the world by a significant margin.
-Sidney Crosby of the NHL launches a clothing line. Americans everywhere wonder to themselves "who the hell...
