Posts tagged with 'Mike_Vick'

    • The Sports Randomizer

      POSTED BY KENNETH ENGLAND, AUGUST 30 2007 10:34 AM | PERMALINK

      -Tim Couch used steroids and HGH? How could anyone use not one, but TWO performance enhancers and still be THAT bad?

      -Drew Henson was released by the Minnesota Vikings on Monday. It's interesting how fast highly touted two-sport athletes can become zero-sport athletes.

      -Mike Mussina has been pulled from the Yankees rotation, at least for one game. It would be utterly shocking to see him again this season, even with the supremely erratic Yankees pitching staff.

      -Barry Bonds' record...

    • The Sports Randomizer

      POSTED BY KENNETH ENGLAND, AUGUST 24 2007 04:53 PM | PERMALINK

       

      -Texas / Oklahoma football rivalry leads to castration. Of a fan. In a bar. By another fan. Seriously.

      -Andy Rooney provides a cogent example of why people shouldn't ramble publicly about things they don't know anything about. In his case, sports. Because apparently in Andy Rooney's head, all modern baseball players are named Rodriguez and American football is too complicated for the rest of the world. Way to compare the collective IQ of the rest of the world to a child, Andy.

      -Vick's dad...

    • Marbury Backpedals

      POSTED BY KENNETH ENGLAND, AUGUST 24 2007 03:57 PM | PERMALINK

      After writing about (and being rather harsh on) Stephon Marbury yesterday following his unfortunate comments to the camera concerning Vick, I feel it's only fair to touch on his explanation of said comment today. Marbury gave the New York Post an interview today in order to clear up what he felt were misinterpretations of his words, so let's examine it.

      Now, the intent of this isn't to come down on Marbury. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that what he said was not what he meant,...

    • The Sports Randomizer

      POSTED BY KENNETH ENGLAND, AUGUST 22 2007 05:41 PM | PERMALINK

      -Stephon Marbury defended Mike Vick (in the most idiotic statement since Clinton Portis uttered "it's only dogs,") equating dog fighting to deer hunting and maintaining that dog fighting is just a sport. Now if only we could set up a bloodsport match between Portis and Marbury, where only one leaves the ring alive, we could raise the cumulative IQ of the world by a significant margin.

      -Sidney Crosby of the NHL launches a clothing line. Americans everywhere wonder to themselves "who the hell...

    • Weekly Sports Randomizer

      POSTED BY KENNETH ENGLAND, AUGUST 15 2007 02:42 PM | PERMALINK

      -Shaq takes a visit to China to dress up as a superhero, because it's not fun enough to be a cop in Miami.

      -New Eagles' punter Saverio Rocca got lit up by a late hit during a preseason game. It was glorious. Nothing signals the beginning of NFL football like a punter getting jacked up by a cheap shot.

      -Warrick Dunn told reporters "I don't think anybody on this team right now is hoping that Mike comes back." Wow. With that, the entire world has officially thrown Vick under the bus (but hey, it...