The Sports Randomizer
-Mark Cuban will dance out the post-season anger on "Dancing With The Stars" next season, where he will undoubtedly find conspiracy in the officiating (Go get 'em, Cubes!)
-Lance Briggs' $600,000 black Lamborghini was found wrecked on a Chicago expressway today. This just in: Football fans no longer have sympathy for franchise-tagged players complaining they get paid too little.
-USC football freshman players get special treatment in dorm accommodations ... and no one is particularly...
