The Sports Randomizer
-Texas / Oklahoma football rivalry leads to castration. Of a fan. In a bar. By another fan. Seriously.
-Andy Rooney provides a cogent example of why people shouldn't ramble publicly about things they don't know anything about. In his case, sports. Because apparently in Andy Rooney's head, all modern baseball players are named Rodriguez and American football is too complicated for the rest of the world. Way to compare the collective IQ of the rest of the world to a child, Andy.
-Vick's dad...
