Chowda Heads!!
Um, does anybody else realize what’s going on in Boston now? Complete sports domination, the likes of which haven’t been seen in years.
The Red Sox won the World Series. The Patriots are the best NFL team since … ever. The new and improved Celtics are undefeated. Dustin Pedroia won the AL Rookie of the Year yesterday. And, it’s pretty much a sure thing Josh Beckett will win the Cy Young today. 
Look. Although I’m from New York, I have nothing against Boston as a city. Faneuil Hall’s cool. Quincy Market is a nice little place to visit. The food’s good and there’s some cool tradition there too. I even think “Cheers” is the best sitcom of all time.
But, Boston fans … well, that’s another story. Geez, what a bunch of jerks. They make New York fans seem civil.
Whatever happened to the tortured Red Sox fans who played the “woe is me” card all the time? The ones who knew they were going to lose and lived in a constant state of resignation. I miss them. They’ve been replaced with Red Sox Nation – obnoxious, entitled, drunk, boisterous loud mouths who taunt opposing players and fans mercilessly.
The fact that they do it all with a really bad accent and no respect for the English language makes it even more intolerable. Hey Bostonians, here’s a heads up: In the case of someone who has relations with his female parent … there are “r”’s at the end of both of those words!
I can find no greater symbol of my newfound contempt for Boston than the biggest homer of them all, Bill Simmons. I mean, come on already, STOP! Stop working Boston into every column. You are supposed to be a national writer. Not sure if you know this, but there are other states in the Union. A whole bunch of them.
Yes, Bill, we get it. Everything Boston is great. Ortiz is the best. So are Belichick and Garnett. Bill Russell, Yaz and even Steve Grogan. Paul Revere, John Henry, the band “Boston” and probably even Daryl Boston. Enough!
Okay, I’ve said my peace. I feel better now.
Oh, crap, the Bruins are good too?!? Motha *#%!* !!
