I can’t imagine he’d say “yes,” but the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have to at least try to convince Tiki Barber to come back. They’ve called Corey Dillon, who is half the running back Tiki Barber is (actually double in size but half in ability). They might want to consider giving Eric Rhett a call too. I mean, there is no way he's busy.

But seriously, there is only one team that might be able to rip those fancy suits off Tiki Barber and put him back in a uniform. Only one team could get him out of the studio and into the locker room. That team is Tampa Bay because Tiki’s brother, Ronde, still plays there.

Plus, the Bucs are 3-2. They’re in first place, tied with Carolina (which just lost its starting quarterback for the season). And, I’ve confirmed by looking at their official website, Tom Coughlin does NOT coach the Buccaneers.

If Tampa Bay could pull this off and reunite the brothers Barber, they would have to go out and sign both of the Grammaticas. Have Martin handle kickoffs, and Bill can do the extra points and field goals. And they both can dance after touchdowns! Jeff Garcia is a solid quarterback, but he needs a backup. Actually, he needs four. They should be: Matt Hasselbeck, Tim Hasselbeck, Ty Detmer, and Koy Detmer.

I believe in team chemistry, and there is no better way to build chemistry than construct a roster of siblings.

So it’s a great fit. Won’t happen. Never. Ever. But fun to think about.

Oh and one last thing. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to sign Cooper Manning… just in case.