-Mark Cuban will dance out the post-season anger on "Dancing With The Stars" next season, where he will undoubtedly find conspiracy in the officiating (Go get 'em, Cubes!)

-Lance Briggs' 0,000 black Lamborghini was found wrecked on a Chicago expressway today. This just in: Football fans no longer have sympathy for franchise-tagged players complaining they get paid too little.

-USC football freshman players get special treatment in dorm accommodations ... and no one is particularly surprised. On a serious note, how do any students deal with non air-conditioned rooms in southern California?

-Kudos to the Philadelphia reporter who didn't back down to Brett Myers after Myers called him "retarded" (by asking him if he could spell retarded, no less ... brilliant.) I've long waited for a reporter to call an athlete out on their stupid postgame interview antics. If only this guy had been on the Giants beat when Strahan had his infamous "I'm going to spit my food all over the room I'm so angry" outburst last year.

-Alfonso Soriano will get back on the field for the Cubs tomorrow. Cubs fans everywhere implode, unsure of how to respond to good luck.