-Eric Gagne had a water bottle thrown at him by a fan Friday night for forgetting how to pitch after joining the Red Sox.

-Two Iowa wideouts were arrested and suspended for credit card fraud, which will undoubtedly move them up the draft boards at the Cincinnati Bengals head office.

-Kobe Bryant loves Coach K. as the Olympic coach. Forget the coaching, just send Tim Donaghy over there to ref the games and he could bring us back a gold medal singlehandedly (or at least cover the spread.) Then he could go from villain to hero in the process, a perfect situation!

-Tim Couch was cut from the Jacksonville Jaguars Saturday, completing the predictable career arc of a football player from the University of Kentucky.

-Trent Green wins the Dolphins starting QB job, marking the first time a man of his age has moved to Miami to work instead of retire.