-Pat Summitt filed for divorce. No word yet on whether the split has anything to do with the image of her in a cheerleader outfit.

-ESPN "reported" this week that Colts' safety Bob Sanders is "craving burgers and pizza" after a recent diet. Brilliant. I'm sure the Pulitzer is in the mail.

-Cincinnati Little League Baseball has banned chatter by players and fans. What's next, muzzles on everyone who walks into intramural basketball games?

-Jason Giambi won't be punished by MLB for "apologizing" (sort of) for steroids use. Yankees fans who have to see him in that uniform wish he'd start using them again.

-Number of fans at the infinitely, obsessively, ridiculously overhyped Beckham game: 17,223. Number of fans at the Chiefs / Dolphins preseason game: 70,217.  In the immortal words of the Sklars: hilarious.

-Byung Hyun Kim released by the Diamondbacks. I'd make a joke, but I STILL feel bad for that kid.