Weekly Sports Randomizer
-Shaq takes a visit to China to dress up as a superhero, because it's not fun enough to be a cop in Miami.
-New Eagles' punter Saverio Rocca got lit up by a late hit during a preseason game. It was glorious. Nothing signals the beginning of NFL football like a punter getting jacked up by a cheap shot.
-Warrick Dunn told reporters "I don't think anybody on this team right now is hoping that Mike comes back." Wow. With that, the entire world has officially thrown Vick under the bus (but hey, it does look like he deserves it.)
-Shawne Merriman drops his sack dance... does anyone actually care?
-Lane Kiffin is still sick in Oakland, and so would you with that job. I'm obligated to make a joke about how that offense would make any coach sick. Now insert your own "black-hole-of-coaching" joke and let's move on.
-The suspiciously Fisher-Price looking statue for A-Rod's 500th home run fell down at the unveiling. Hilarious.
Mike Vick, A-Rod, Shaq, Warrick Dunn, Shawne Merriman, Lane Kiffin
